Well, where does one start on this one.

"Dear handicapper" said the well known Dynamic David, "as this is my first GP this year and on Saturday my time was similar to Bronze Medal Horrendous' time please may I start with Horrendous". I replied "Dynamic! Are you as brazen as Horrendous and prepared to
stand on the starting line of a handicap race alongside me?" As a southerner I am still waiting for someone to translate Dynamic's reply
to me. I think it meant not "£$%^& likely!!

Purposeful Paul of Claremont successfully scupperred Horrendous managing to reach the finishing line some 6 seconds in front with
Regal Richard finishing 3rd some 28 seconds behind Horrendous. Tiger Twaddle finished 4th with the fastest time of the night (19.15)
closely followed home by - yes that's correct - none other than Dynamic Dave ( third fastest on the night with 20.45) attached to his
team-mate twin the Fighting Fenwick.(fourth fastest with 20.47). Second fastest on the night was the ever consistent Mighty Mellor
(20.05).

What do we say about Carefree Cansfield? Was it the shock of me presenting him with his well earned T-shirt from GP5 just before he
started or is he planning to sing to us "What a difference a month makes"?

Chez the ladies Goodness Gracious "I've lost my file" Gillian was the fastest with 22.41,- 16th fastest overall -  followed by Duchess Davis (24.26) and Countess Claire (24.50)

Well, last week it was the Galloping Gilroy's who finished together to "prevent anyone overtaking my missus!!" Well Wily Woodwimp must have read that 'cos last night he had the Mysterious Partnership doing the same thing to ensure that The Wimps have now taken the lead by 4 points from The Victor Meldrew's ( did I tell you that I ran faster than their captain last saturday. I had to ring Prince Philip to make sure that there were not any pills in the Royal household 'cos I know that some people do very strange things when - yes WHEN not IF - I beat them). Darkhorse Dickenson's team are 6 points behind the Prince's team locked in Battle with Pirate Pinder's AA team and Regal Richard's GTS side.Talking of Darkhorse it is worrying to note that as well as well as bringing the boys from Blyth into the frame for the team awards he has, as well as himself, two other Bruisers from Blyth strategically placed for the final yellow jersey after GP8. Viscountess Victoria has retained her lead with 100 points closely followed by Dynamic's twin Fighting Fenwick with 106 points and Countess Claire with 108 points. Darkhorse is 5th with 114 points, followed by fellow Bruisers Mrs Majestic in 6th place with 125 points and Stupendous Steve in 10th place with 133 points. Others in the top ten at present are Wondrous Matty 112 points, Gracious Golightly 113 points,  Mighty Mellor 127 points and Hopeful Heap with 127 points.

As a serious ending please remember that His Excellency does organise excellent prizes for presentation after GP8 - if in doubt ask
previous winners - and this years competitions appear as if they will not be decided until after GP8. If you are in the frame - and more than the top 10 enumerated above could win the series -I would suggest that you encourage your team mates and friends to compete in the next two races as the situation now is that every point counts.

I know that Dynamic failed to bribe Andy Capper last night but if you have more to offer than HE  -please note emphasis on HE!!! - does then please feel free to try to compromise me!

Oh yes I almost forgot. Following a request to me I now send results of the top ten on the night, fastest ten on the night, fastest three ladies on the night and the leading ten individuals in the series to Denis Shepherd who has the results included in Athletics Weekly. So far I have sent GP4, 5 and now 6

The peasant